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The War YaklunaEdit

The War on Yakluna (WoY), also known as the Translunar War on Yakluna (TWOY), refers to the military campaign that commenced after the February 1st 2016 failure of the acting President of Yakluna (Roddenbrony the 2nd) to return N'dru Suhlak, the pilot of a Z-95 Headhunter that had been forced to make a landing on The Dream Plains due to an engine failure.

This was the last straw the broke the resolve of Clangluna to remain neutral in The Moon Wars. Yakluna had previously been provoking the Emperor, the government and military forces of Clangluna with a series of Crimes Against Humanity and a spurious propaganda campaign.

Declaration of War Edit

As of February 1st 2016:

Whereas the Imperial Yaklunan Government has committed repeated acts of war against the Government and the people of Clangluna; Therefore be it Resolved by the Emperor of Clangluna, that the state of war between Clangluna and the Yakluna Government which has thus been thrust upon Clangluna is hereby formally declared; and that the Emperor be, and he is hereby, authorized and directed to employ the entire naval and military forces of Clangluna and the resources of the Government to carry on war against the Yaklunian Government; and to bring the conflict to a successful termination all of the resources of the country are hereby pledged by the Emperor of Clangluna.

"May Cthulhu, Eris and the Holy Alpha-Omega Bomb smile upon this great and necessary endeavor."

Father Hestonicus, High Priest and Divine Button Pusher of the combined CotAOB

Addendum Edit

August 13th 2016

It is hereby deemed necessary at an EMERGENCY conclave of Clanglunian High Command for extreme countermeasures to be put in place to nullify unauthorized reconnaissance sorties over/near/around Clangluna and all territories under said state’s protection. May The BOMB have NONMercy on their black heartless souls.

As per EMPEROR Clangador & the High Command.

Pseudo War Edit

In 2006 Clangluna declared war on Rizakistan due to international harassment from President Rizak of Rizakistan. Since that time, no real hostilities have taken place, but an official state of war does exist and hostilities could break out at any time.

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