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A religion based on the Alpha-Omega Bomb as worshiped by the (fleshy-headed) mutants in Beneath the Planet of the Apes. The 23rd of EVERY month is the celebration of High Mass.

Worship

Worship of the Holy Alpha-Omega Bomb requires very little effort. Celebrate High Mass and throw a Praise the Alpha-Omega Bomb in your speech every once in a while.

High Mass

On the 23rd of every month is the celebration of High Mass. This is the celebration of launching very heavy things into the air and watching them beautifully fly up and triumphantly return to mother earth.

The Holy Bomb Scripture

Is now and ever shall be world without end. Amen. Amen. Amen. The Heavens declare the Glory of The Bomb, and the firmament showeth his handiwork. His sound has gone out into all the lands and gives light unto the end of the world. He descendeth from the outer part of heaven, and there is nothing hid from the heat thereof. There is nether speech of language yet his voice is heard among them. Praise him! Praise him! My strength and my redeemer. Glory be to The Bomb and the Holy Fallout as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be world without end. Amen. Amen. Amen. Almighty and everlasting Bomb who came down among us to make heaven under earth, lighten our darkness. O instrument of god, grant us thy peace. Almighty Bomb who destroyed all devils and created angels. Behold his glory. Behold the truth that abides in us. Reveal that truth unto that maker. I reveal my innermost self unto my god. Unto my god. All things bright and beautiful. All creatures great and small. All things wise and wonderful. The good Bomb made us all. He gave us eyes to see with. And lips that we might tell. How great the Bomb almighty who made all things well. May the blessing of The Bomb almighty and the fellowship of the holy fallout descend on us all this day and forever more. Amen. Amen. Amen.

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